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May 22

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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theonyx:

pelicannot:

sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like

THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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inhabitants:

tessaviolet:

azulaang:

older-aang:

theinvisiblemonsters:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games

because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime

if not more

well you’re in luck then

THAT. LAUGH.

Katie Perry was also one those fools too

this is for you, bri.

This is really a thing…wow I guess I never thought about it

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awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

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(Source: kushandwizdom, via nolongerconformed)

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