April 2012
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Going to try forcing myself awake early tomorrow, so I can get a full night's sleep and be up in time for worship practice Sunday.
The world is surely ending soon.
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet. Lets give it up for Pluto. You'll always be a planet in our hearts.
Attempting a home remedy for my skin tags.
TMI, I’m sure. But maybe I’ll look slightly less horribly disfigured if it works.
One downside is I’m inhaling iodine fumes. My mouth tastes sterile.
So my mom got me gel insoles
And so far I’ve done nothing but unpackage them, and smack the back of my head and legs with them.
What is wrong with me…
hahahaha why?!
Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe it just reminded me of your style of humor haha
Also,
I watched the Jersey Shore episode of It’s Always Sunny… and I instantly thought of Shelly. Is that bad?
Oh well.
omg
MY FEELS.
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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
- Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
- Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
- Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
Heart palpitations + the occasional sharp shot of pain behind my left eye?
Yep. Pretty sure it’s everything cancer.
One positive side effect - my burps taste like bacon, and I haven’t eaten bacon in a considerable amount of time. Score!
