qwenis:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

The government has now officially been shut down longer than all of US history … It’s been so long for folks that they’re suing the trump admin for forcing them to work without pay.

Absolutely disgusting how the rich knowingly hurt the poor, this doesn’t hurt any of the trump administration, they already have money, they already have their millions and billions.

Other government workers aren’t so fucking lucky.

I just need you all to know … the republicans at the start of the shutdown had a majority in the house, the senate, the supreme court, and are the fucking literal administration … 

This is what they get done, they starve people, force them into homelessness, all for something that really isn’t fucking important at all.

They don’t care about the wall, it’s a message saying that they can and will destroy people if they don’t get their way… What’s that sound like to you?

And yet on top of this you see on the news, you can’t get through 5 seconds of Trump talking about the shutdown without him placing blame on the Democrats. He does it every five minutes, blames Democrats, says Democrats dont care about this or that.

Meanwhile my family, who are government employees and working without pay, having to borrow money from me to live, hear this and decide, well! Those damn Democrats, the damn liberals are why I’m suffering now. Not the fact that Trump isn’t willing to budge on that absurd wall budget. Or why the democratic party reps dont want to agree on it.

That’s how you divide a nation, huh?

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realisenothing:

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

patrickat:

hazel2468:

rockintwink:

ruby-white-rabbit:

I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face

pi-TONK

I just heard that sound. Like… I swear I know it was in my hear but I HEARD IT

I can SMELL this image.

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27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Not particularly, though I’ve thought about being either internet famous or in a popular musical act of some sort. The only upside I can think of is money which equates to opportunities, but I’m pretty okay with where I’m at. I don’t need a million billion people telling me what to do or not do because I’m suddenly in the public eye.

55. Most used phrase?

Hmmm…probably “why God” at any minor inconvenience. Or just some random words/lyrics being yelled throughout my house. 

Thanks friend :)

edenwolfie:

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

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sqooper:

wallpatterns:

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

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godzillasflyingpizza:

why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid

me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong

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